oh goody! Mexican Radio again!!!

I honestly did want my first official blog to be something pithy and insightful. maybe about some social issue like the economy or class warfare or something equally as important. or something that everybody (read: me and my facebook friends) can agree to be pissed off about, like Republicans. 

oh well.

so, I woke up this morning, feeling like a mastodon's favorite chew toy, which is normal for me because morning & I mix about as well as kimchi and IBS. anyway, once the pain and realization of being alive had subsided, I decided to engage in one of my favorite torturous activities: watching my DVR recordings of VH1 Classic's 120 MINUTES, which airs ever Sunday, Monday and Thursday mornings at 2AM - 4AM. being an admitted professional appreciator and habitue of club nostalgia, one would think that this would be like ambrosia to me. however, I am also an admitted cynic and snark addict. that being said, you can always count on me, like Andy Rooney at Burning Man, ind something to hose down with my vitriol.

first of all, I want to know if their video blocks are automated, or if there is some burnout hipster, half-dead from bonghits, hummus and sleep-dep, hunched over a keyboard like some over-weight gargoyle wearing an antediluvian Husker Du t-shirt that looks like it was made of cheese cloth that a mummy wiped its ass with. and in between manly pulls from whatever liquid demise he happens to be further eroding his motor skills with, he decides, in his infinite wisdom, that what the 12 people who happen to be watching at this ungodly hour need is to see the video for "I Melt With You" for the 3 fafillionth fucking time!

(drat! I realize I might have just described myself during one of my late-night inebriated posting sprees on facebook. except I try hard not repeat myself, and none of my cool band shirts fit me anymore.....sniff.)

but I digress, since digressing is what i do best when all I can think about is a nice shower because sitting here turns my underpants into Seminole country.

another thing that really glenn's my beck is that Classic Current bullshit where they'll play an older, actually classic, video from a particular band or artist and then play their crappy new shit directly post. you know, just in case you were getting maudlin at all. I mean, if you're going to play  "Alive" by Pearl Jam, can you play the actual video and not some half-assed live version you pulled off of one of their recent concert DVD's, not only depressing the blue fuck out of me, but also making me feel as old as the hills and twice as dusty. for fuck's sake, they look like the Rolling Stones!
in closing, VH1 Classics, I just don't think the odd Sister's Of Mercy video every leap year equals eclectic. if you can dig up some random horror like Classix Nouveaux, then I'm sure you've got enough crap laying about to to sufficiently diversify your 120 MINUTES block. and I'm the burnout hipster to do it! no really. I need the work.